Comments on: Threadless Give-Away Question 12

By: acnegel

acnegel — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 13:45:39 +0000

I love it.

By: Funny Baby Shirts

Funny Baby Shirts — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 22:26:35 +0000

Very nice post. Thank you!

By: Brendan Kellam

Brendan Kellam — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 07:07:38 +0000

The power to make noises and sound effects with my mouth like Michael Winslow aka Larvel Jones from the Police Academy movies. You wouldn’t think it would be that practical, but whenever the cops are in over their heads, his talent for imitating gunshots, ringing phones, and elephants always came in handy.

By: hanza

hanza — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:47:01 +0000

I’ve said it before, and I guess I’ll stay with it… I think having laser-eyes would be awesome. However, I’d have to be able to control when I shot the lasers from my eyes; otherwise that would just suck.

By: Phillip

Phillip — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 06:01:18 +0000

I want the power to control my taste buds! Imagine eating a leaf and tasting a Whopper to your desire. You can impress AND get money for those ridiculous Fear Factor challenge type things like eating a bull’s penis!

Oh the possibilities!! ^o^

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:35:06 +0000

oh and thanks Fletchy for running the contest, and having a great website!

By: Dan

Dan — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:34:24 +0000

The power to be really really really really good at opening jar lids…because ladies dig dudes that can open jar lids

By: chubacabra1031

chubacabra1031 — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:32:50 +0000

I want to be able to summon zombie dinosaurs, and ride them through the streets

By: chelly

chelly — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:52:06 +0000

ok, this is the super power i’ve wanted for ages.

i want to be able to summon any shape of egg in my hand and have the equal amount of strength that it would take to make that egg a weapon.

so, if i just wanted to teach some kids a lesson, they would get robin-egg-welts. BUT, if there was a bad guy, he would get destroyed with an ostrich egg. also, dinosaur eggs would be a great way to confuse any car that was following us in a chase.

i would also make a mean omelet.

By: Krakaboom

Krakaboom — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:54:09 +0000

I want the ability to erase the last 5 minutes from the memory of any person(s). Just think how useful it would be. Go for a job interview and say something wrong? Wipe it from interviewer’s memory and start again. Accidentally pooped your pants in the office? Your colleagues will never remember it. Girl/boyfriend catch you with someone else? One swipe and you’re out of the doghouse.

It’d be tempting to go into a life of crime, though. I mean, if nobody remembers the bank being robbed…