A sad day, its the final day of the twelve days of t-shirts 
Lets set the last question and announce the winner of Day 10 and Day 8.
Day 8: You’ve voted with your feet mice, Tracerbullet won the caption contest with “So then I said, “That’s not my camel!” But seriously, I’m sorry to hear about your deportation.”. I’m pleased with the result as that was my favourite. Congrats Tracerbullet who wins 10 entries and to the other 4 shortlisted entries who each win 2 prize draw entries.
Day 10: Wow, what an entrepreneurial bunch you are! Some cracking suggestion for my future world enslaving corporation. When I’m established as evil dicator of planet earth I will perhaps go slightly easier on the following five people:
Bpou for exploiting the funny typo I made, literally suggesting a monkey making idea
“I need a genius monkey making idea” lol typo time to exploit it.
1. Purchase male and female monkey
2. Wait
3. Place male and female monkey(s) together
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3. (Do this as many times as neccesary)
5. Train monkeys for combat
6. Conquer world with Evil Monkey Army:”
This is a winner, but there was one other that was just too good to not win and that wsa Dan with his Puppy Renting Business.
“Puppy Renting Business! Plain and simple rent a puppy!* Who doesn’t love a puppy, puppies, ruff ruff woof. All the cuteness, and no lifetime responsibilit, Frequent Puppy Renter Cards available, order online! All shapes, sizes, mutts, purebreds!”
*Note: I do not condone this idea…and PETA would probably kill me with their hippy powers.”
Coming from a dog mad family I’m sure my sister would keep this company profitable all by herself. I also liked his entry style which showed good humour and some marketing savvy skills, already bringing in the loyalty scheme. Congrats to Bpou and Dan who both win 10 entries.
Also winning two entries is Chelly with her singing mammograms, tracerbullet with her Mr T charity donation drive, Lily1029 with her informational toilet paper and Hanza’s perpetual motion dog walking machine.
Day 12: Another non-tshirt related one “If you could have any super power what would it be and why?” lets see what you would be hero’s/villains can come up with 
Remember we draw the Threadless vouchers winner on the 11th December, the last 12 days deal has been delayed until then as the store that are offering it need a few more days to finish their site migration.
Other great deals to checkout:
I think I have it already~ The power of selective hearing! It’s super, no day can ever send me bad news or bad vibes
Extreme acne man: The ability to give people extremely bad acne. The kind that looks terrible and hurts really bad. It might sound useless but you could still use it for personal gain, like robbing a bank.
“Give me all your money”
“No”
“I’ll give you really bad acne”
“Holy shit, I have a date tomorrow, take it all”
If you had the ability to take away acne you could also make money, without robbery.
I would have the power to make Randy Newman appear by my side with a piano at will. This would serve several purposes. One, it would bring about world peace, because Randy Newman knows how to promote the power of friendship. Two, it would keep all evil-doers at bay, because there are only so many times you can listen to Randy Newman without going crazy. Finally, it would also solve world hunger, because Randy Newman’s piano is filled with an infinite amount of food (I forgot to mention that at first).
To fly & have super sonic hearing. Then I could swoop in and save all the helpless hot boys in distress!!
I would like to have the ability to control the weather. I could use it for good or bad as I choose. You want snow for Christmas but not too much that you can’t make it to your family’s house? done! Your best friend cheated with your man? Lightining strike to her house, done! You could use it for greater things too like sending gentle rain to drought striken farmers and such. What more could I ever need??
I just wish Santa Claus was real.
I want the ability to erase the last 5 minutes from the memory of any person(s). Just think how useful it would be. Go for a job interview and say something wrong? Wipe it from interviewer’s memory and start again. Accidentally pooped your pants in the office? Your colleagues will never remember it. Girl/boyfriend catch you with someone else? One swipe and you’re out of the doghouse.
It’d be tempting to go into a life of crime, though. I mean, if nobody remembers the bank being robbed…
ok, this is the super power i’ve wanted for ages.
i want to be able to summon any shape of egg in my hand and have the equal amount of strength that it would take to make that egg a weapon.
so, if i just wanted to teach some kids a lesson, they would get robin-egg-welts. BUT, if there was a bad guy, he would get destroyed with an ostrich egg. also, dinosaur eggs would be a great way to confuse any car that was following us in a chase.
i would also make a mean omelet.
I want to be able to summon zombie dinosaurs, and ride them through the streets
The power to be really really really really good at opening jar lids…because ladies dig dudes that can open jar lids
oh and thanks Fletchy for running the contest, and having a great website!
I want the power to control my taste buds! Imagine eating a leaf and tasting a Whopper to your desire. You can impress AND get money for those ridiculous Fear Factor challenge type things like eating a bull’s penis!
Oh the possibilities!! ^o^
I’ve said it before, and I guess I’ll stay with it… I think having laser-eyes would be awesome. However, I’d have to be able to control when I shot the lasers from my eyes; otherwise that would just suck.
The power to make noises and sound effects with my mouth like Michael Winslow aka Larvel Jones from the Police Academy movies. You wouldn’t think it would be that practical, but whenever the cops are in over their heads, his talent for imitating gunshots, ringing phones, and elephants always came in handy.
Very nice post. Thank you!
I love it.