Time to reveal the winners of Day 8 & 9, plus set question 10 which requires you to put your entrepreneurial hats on.
Day 8: “Caption Contest”.
Rather than me pick a winner, I’ve created a shortlist of the best entries to the caption contest. You can select the winner by answering the poll below 
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Day 9: “How many t-shirts have I brought from Threadless?
97. Which is a respectable number I’d say. I would guess I’ve given 50 of those away, which leaved me with 47, but since 2005 I’ve moved house 5 times, and travelled through something like 15 countries, where I seemed to have shedded Threadless shirts like a snake, as I have probably just 20 left now (including the 6 I bought last week).
Closest was chubacabra1031 who guessed 87. Congrats you’ve won ten entries! Also to Chelly, Krakaboom, bpou and brendan kellam who were the next closest and all win entries to the prize draw which is just a few days a way.
Day 10: Make me rich! I dream of one day being a billionaire. I’ll take over the world, enslave you all and generally lord it up whilst wearing a fez and commanding an army of obedient, yet frightfully aggressive Monkeys. Before I can enslave you all I need a genius monkey making idea, fit for a future world enslaving global dictator. Share with me your best, most ridiculous money making idea, most entertaining wins 10 entries to the prize draw, 2-5th wins two.
Have fun!
Puppy Renting Business! Plain and simple rent a puppy!* Who doesn’t love a puppy, puppies, ruff ruff woof. All the cuteness, and no lifetime responsibilit, Frequent Puppy Renter Cards available, order online! All shapes, sizes, mutts, purebreds!
*Note: I do not condone this idea…and PETA would probably kill me with their hippy powers.
singing mammograms!
show her how much you love her heart and her body.
Start a failing business, any business as long as its kind of in the US, then beg congress for your billions
Designer Tee rentals!
Have Mr. T go door-to-door for you asking for charitable donations to the Save the World Fund, because who doesn’t want to save the world? And who in their right mind would try to say no to Mr. T?
If you ever look at a Scantron test paper, they haven’t renewed their copyright since 1985. File a trademark on the term “scantron” and then sue the company after they keep printing test papers with that name.
Create a new brand of toilet paper. One that has random interesting information printed on it so that there is always reading material waiting for you in the bathroom!
“I need a genius monkey making idea” lol typo time to exploit it.
1. Purchase male and female monkey
2. Wait
3. Place male and female monkey(s) together
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3. (Do this as many times as neccesary)
5. Train monkeys for combat
6. Conquer world with Evil Monkey Army
As you can see, this plan is much easier than becoming a billionaire. It also means you don’t need highschool or college anymore. Drop out, now. Buy a fez if you still want one. But get the monkeys first.
Invent the perpetual motion machine that can somehow double as a dog-walker. Money money money money.
whatever happened to #11?? i can’t find it anywere
There wasn’t one in the end, I went to the beach for the day and never quite got round to it