People often ask me what I miss about England, to which I respond either
a) Cooked Breakfasts & Sunday Roasts
b) Nothing.
Then I read news stories like this and I remember just how entertaining the island folk are. Only now I get to enjoy them from the safe distance of mainland Europe.
Woman jailed for testicle attack



ROFL
I don’t know why, but the funniest part of this to me is the part about the friend handing the testicle back… “you want this, or should I just hold onto it for now?”